I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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