I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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