he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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