I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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