you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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