quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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