Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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