Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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