sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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