Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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