i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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