you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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