If that was your dad, he is hot
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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