State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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