Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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