doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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