he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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