I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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