They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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