moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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