oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
