Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How does one acquire holy water?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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