Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Found the puke drawer
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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