adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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