bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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