I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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