She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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