Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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