If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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