I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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