It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
