My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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