Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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