Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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