The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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