Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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