I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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