She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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