Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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