It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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