Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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