"it" just moved
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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