I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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