The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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