This is not my ceiling
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
