Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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