I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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