i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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