No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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