Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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