My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
