barbara walters just said penis...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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