He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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