Got a toothbrush?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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