My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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